Year: 2008

Last three days

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The problem seems to have started again. I thought I’ll miss my post for today. But I am able to post at this time. I am unable to find what is the problem. I thought my phone line is dead. I am unable to make or receive any call. This started yesterday night when I was trying to login. Very slowly I was able to login. I checked my e-mail and answered some of them.

Then I started entrecard and checked the drop inbox. There were lots of drops. I was with my friends on Saturday. So I was offline for that day and then Yesterday I went for a wedding reception. Had some fun there and when I returned I was unable to connect. My friend staying nearby was able to connect. So I think it may be phone line problem.

It has become my habit to blame ISP first and then to find the real cause. That way I get peace of mind 👿 I also have a doubt on my router. For past few days I am handicapped due to no torrent downloads. Whatever you say but I love them and use them for my personal use. Though it’s still illegal.  :angel: This month I had the lowest bandwidth consumption. Still three days to go. I am sure I’ll never get to the average of last few months.

Oh!! And as I have said many times through my blog entries, I enjoy a lot when I am offline. So exactly the same thing happened. On Saturday I set an example of being shameless. There is this friend of us who stay in Mumbai. He called to wish the Birthday boy and it was a call of bad words. The cellphone was passed from every friend to other. And all you had to do was to give him mouthful of bad words and pass it on. All my friends gave the golden words in soft words and till it was me who said it loud. It was stunning!!!! I never said a bad word so clearly and publicly in my whole life. It was very enjoyable moment. And there was a burst of laughter among all friends that took a while to stop. Almost all of them had their head down to table except… guess who??? I grabbed some attention too. It was fun and an unforgettable moment. Now recall your first time of bad words.

Till I post my next post…

Think Nonsense…

Important Notice!!!

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I am sorry to share this mail a bit late. I hope the disease didn’t spread much. Please read carefully with full attention and pass it on.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Have a GREAT weekend!!!

Advisor

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When you are in trouble you need advice. And you should get one from an experienced person. Especially someone who have gone through that trouble earlier. It is indeed difficult to think about solutions when the trouble knocks you down. The one who survive is great. Otherwise you meet the failure.

How to choose an advisor?? I’ve to write in depth detailed post regarding that. This post is a salute to the advisor shown in picture. If you are a literate animal reading my blog, please do not eat the one who gives advice to you. It’s not ethical. It’s human things and no animal should do that.

Dog chicken and advisor

What advice do you think the dog is taking?? I think about his love problems. :love:

Etc.

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These three letters proceeded by a dot hide a lot of things. You have used this thousands of time knowingly or unknowingly. The things hidden varies according to the person, his work, problems etc. You see. Keep guessing what I hid behind this. It is one of the beautiful combination of letters.

I use this many times. While writing, while working, while having conversation etc. The beauty of this word is that you don’t know for what it is used. I use it sometimes to hide my lack of knowledge and lack of ability to complete or stretch a sentence. It is a word which many of us use to show others that you know a lot. But in real it may not be true.

Think of the last time you used this word. You’ll come to know why you are using this word. This adds automatically without your knowledge (most of the times) at the end of a sentence. It may turn out to be a kind of frustration if the number of times you use this word increases. You need to improvise in that area to avoid the use of this word.

I try to use it less as much as I can. But as said earlier it adds automatically. Now a days this word sometimes repeats itself to give a better value to a sentence. Like etc.etc.etc. I personally feel that wherever possible this word should be avoided. You loose your value after using this. That’s what I feel.

Now have I missed anything in this post?? Then.. etc.etc.etc. 😀

Think Nonsense…

I am brave

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I came to know this today. I killed one of the most dangerous species in this world. These take more lives than any other form. By now, if you are intelligent enough, you must have guessed the name. The great species with wings and a needle nose to bit. Yes they are mosquitoes. Don’t get surprised if you are reading this for the first time. This is a link for some statistics.

Usually I am a non violent person. I don’t like to kill anyone for any reason it may be. Just as an example. If an ant bites me I don’t kill that ant. I pick it and throw it away. But this mosquito made me go crazy. It kept biting me and the animal in me (Monkey of course) ,which was sleeping with peace of mind for a long time, woke up. I slapped myself and there it was. The act of bravery.

Monsoon season is the season of mosquitoes. You find many patients with dengui, Malaria and chikungunia. Mosquitoes are dangerous because the number of peoples dieing from the said disease is very high. If it’s monsoon season at your place then make sure you take precautions not to allow the reproduction of mosquitoes.

Make sure there is nothing outside your house which will hold water. Most common things holding water are which then act as reproduction house for mosquitoes are
-> Old tyres
-> Your or someones old shoes. May be new ones also.
-> Empty cans. Probably of beer or soft drink
-> Pothole which may store water for a longer time.

So the next time you see this species kill it. Feel proud to be killing this mosquito.