Year: 2008

Baby Beer

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beer drinking baby

You have seen baby bear. If not in real then on TV, magazines, papers etc. You have seen it, if you haven’t then visit the nearest zoo. They will surely have a place for a person who haven’t seen  baby bear. But this is not about baby bear. This is about baby beer.

The next generation baby will not drink milk but beer. At my place beer is a soft drink. Can you believe it??? But it’s true. You get 3 cans of 200ml for just a dollar. So it just matches the price of the soft drinks. Normally they cost Rs. 5 less. Just one more bottle extra. There is always a respect for the guy who drinks beer. It’s amongst the friends only though. I’m not one of them. I’m still to drink one..

So how do you like the future??? It’s beerfull.

Think Nonsense…

Innocent Questions

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While reading I found some really interesting and funny questions. When I was a kid, I hammered a lot of questions. And I think most of the kids do that. Especially the new generation kids. They are just too much. I have to shut my mouth in front of them. They are over smart and have answer to every question.

This is just one the questions from that list. I’ll put others in coming posts.

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked,
“Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?”
I mentally polished my halo while I asked, “No, how are we alike?”
“You’re both old,” he replied.

I wonder where did that kid saw God. In India we believe that kids are close to god. And may be because of that he must have seen him. The timing and thinking behind this thought makes me go crazy. How can a kid like that think that?? May be it’s a kid stuff. But certainly not for me. (I’m a kid then???????? :p )

So this little series of posts will last for this month only. There are some 6-7 such questions. I want all of them to be here. Let’s see if I can think more nonsense than the kids. I cannot guarantee that I’ll be the winner. But will give a tough fight to them.. 😆

Think Nonsense…

Hard work and Luck

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The harder you work, Luckier you get.

I read this somewhere a long time ago. And somehow I can still remember this. That’s because this phrase is 1000% true in my case. No, its not typo like I always do here. It is 1000. Three zeros after of one. I find myself lucky when I’m working somewhere. Good things happen many times. And this time again.

Just when I joined this new job, I’m now getting offers at new places. Currently two jobs. I’ve been striving for a job for the last one and half or two months. I helped to increased the pile of newspaper in search of vacancies. Kept checking my e-mail ID 2-3 times every 5 minutes. But still I didn’t got the job.

And now that I’m on the job I get offers. That’s something I’m getting used to now. And that is why I say the phrase suits me perfect. In fact it may have been quoted for me only. I’m just trying to find out the person who quoted that. Eager to ask him whether the inspiration for that quote was me. :angel: If you somehow find that person then do reply me or inform me about that. I’ll be thankful.

How much I work now?? Do I work hard?? Hmmmm….. Well I do. I love to work. And may be that’s the thing makes me work harder. And that again makes me lucky. Are you one of such species?? Let me know if I have any companion. Then we can argue about who being the inspiration for that quote.

Think Nonsense…

Addicted Cat

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Drinking is something which you should avoid. I’m not talking about drinking water or the health drinks etc. Drinking is alcohol. See you knew that. But I wanted to waste 2-3 seconds of your life. Sometimes you drink at home. This “you” may not be a drinker. I don’t consider all to be one of that category. But when you drink at home it may have adverse effect on the ones living in your house. They also imitate that. And it includes any family member. Including this..

cat drinker

Now thats too much. Please quit drinking alcohol…

This social message is issued by International Cat Society. Please don’t ask me where it is. xD

Self Defense

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Self defense is necessary. You should know how to get rid of someone who wants to fight with you. Imagine you are about to eat your favorite ice cream (Just imagine!!!). A thief comes and tries to steal that bowl (Poor hungry thief :sick: ) . Then it becomes necessary to save that bowl. How will you do it?? You don’t have formal training of marshal arts also.

Not to worry.. This little master is ready to teach you a special form of marshal art called as “Cat Fu”. I hope you get the required knowledge and save that bowl. Remember, if you can’t defend it then I’m ready to eat it. =]

cat fu