Year: 2008

Dare – How much you have??

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Are you a daring person? Love to take challenges or should I say difficult challenges?? It’s a good sign to be a daring person. But there are some dares which seems to be foolish. And if you are one of them who attempt such then you are not daring person but a fool. Climbing Mount Everest is a dare, A good challenge. But Climbing it without any oxygen cylinder is a foolishness. Do take dares and challenges. But then don’t accept ones which will turn you into a fool.

Now do you dare to climb these??

Elderly woes …

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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby.When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

“May we see the new baby?” one asked.
“Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first.”

Thirty minutes had passed, and another
Relative asked, “May we see the new baby now?”
“No, not yet,” said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they
Asked again, “May we see the baby now?”
“No, not yet,” replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, “Well, when can we see the baby?”
” WHEN HE CRIES!” she told them.
“WHEN HE CRIES?” they demanded. “Why do we have to wait until he cries?”

“BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?????”

That’s the reason to do right things  at right times.

Cricket – A Religion???

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What is Cricket??

You have two sides one out in the field and one in.
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.
When they are all out the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs,

Thats the end of the game.

I hope you understood what cricket is. Now to the topic title. Is Cricket a religion?? In India they say,

If Cricket is religion, Sachin*** is God.

Certainly here peoples are crazy about Cricket. They Eat Cricket, Sleep Cricket, Think Cricket, Talk Cricket. Whenever there is India’s match you’ll find Government offices empty. Or near a TV or transistor. Crowd gathered on street outside TV shops. As an Indian this dangerous disease once affected me. But thanks to 2003 World Cup Final. It’s perfectly cured and I’m fit now. But for Cricket fan’s I should be admitted to Mental Hospital. (I still wonder why I’m not there). But the problem with that disease is that its infectious. So in order to stay away from infection, I sometime watch matches which are on Sundays. So far so good.

You see. I just got away from the topic. But reading all the above thing, It is a Religion. Its a religion which unites whole India together. This religion is very powerful. You hit this sweet spot, cleverly of course, Then name and fame are your’s. Everything has its Pro’s and Con’s. Cricket is no exception.
I don’t want you to feel bored. Will continue this Nonsense some other day.

*** = If you don’t know who is Sachin, Welcome to planet Earth.

Think Nonsense…

The Same Old Story

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This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it. But Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.

Yeah Yeah. The same old story. You read this thousand times in e-mail, blogs, papers or framed somewhere. If that’s the case then why I repeated this. Just to remind you once again. We all have read this but how many followed this? Now I don’t know how to make this question mark size big. Because it’s a big question mark. You read it. Most probably read it 2-3 times to understand it. Or to feed in memory so that you can tell someone else. But the question still remains. Did you followed it?

When you are given some work, do you do it yourself?? If possible you try to put it on someone else. Making things easy. Huh….. Personally I too cannot follow this completely. I try my best. Do most of my things myself and the things told to me also. But its human nature which loves to make things easy. We need to change that. It takes a lot of effort to change it. But give a try. You’ll surely succeed.

Think Nonsense…