Thank You for Giving Problems

Problems are part of  our life. There is no way anyone can escape from problems. If you try to escape from one problems, soon you’ll find yourself involved in another. This is perpetual process. Best way is to face them and get ready for another. Though there are times when it’s better to run away than to face the problem. Something similar is happening with me.

Out of all, job problems are the most prominent problems and they in turn lead to all gm,contractor other problems. It’s best to solve these problems first otherwise you’ll see problems everywhere. I did the crime of ignoring the problems. I just went ahead with my work and thought hard work will solve all the problems. I guess I was wrong this time.

I was a bit depressed after bring fired by some moron. He is from client side and is the root of all problems on site. But now I have reached the height of my patience. I can’t tolerate him anymore. On the hand I got this beautiful message from the GM of Contractor side. He is a good experienced fellow and talks to the point and is sharp.

He told me that I should thank him from giving problems. It is due to such moments you’ll be able to tackle peoples or morons like this. Getting depressed or tense will not solve the problems. It would only help such people to press you more. Try to tackle him. Such generous words always lift you. I love to work with experienced persons like this GM. Let’s see what’s happens next.

Point of view

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Just like humans, who have different way to look at same thing, Animals also possess this power. Above photo is just one of the examples. Now check out for the cat in your house. If you see a mouse in your house you’ll kill it and throw it. But if the cat sees that mouse then cat will look at it as it’s potential breakfast,lunch or dinner.

Now think what does your pet think about you?

Till you find the answer…
Think Nonsense…

How To Get Serious

After the frustrated story of nobody thinks I am serious, I thought of writing this guide. This guide is to help all those who are facing similar problems. There is a cure for this disease but it takes time and some effort. The advice below is completely free of cost and free to use by anyone for personal or commercial purpose.

1) When you wake up in the morning look into the mirror. The creature in the mirror should be familiar, may be horrible or funny. But don’t waste your energy by giving him a smile. It’s your bad habit to give him a flying kiss or giving a great smile. Don’t do that.
2) Whenever you are in a party and there is laughter bomb just count 10 to 1. This is an old theory worked out for controlling anger. It works the other way also. For those who don’t know to count 10 to 1, join a nursery.
3) Join a laughter club. Do everything others do except stretching a single muscle on your face. This may also grab some attention to you. You may get some friends as well.
4) Watch everything about Mr.Beans. Just don’t forget the 10 to 1 count.
5) Subscribe to all the funny newsletters, news groups, yahoo groups, blogs, websites, etc. Don’t miss a single e-mail from these and the 10 to 1 count also.

And finally don’t be alone. Always be with someone. If you stay alone or get a single moment where you are alone you’ll take out all the laughter which you suppressed so far. I expect you to be honest in your toilet and bathroom. This is a serious post and don’t take it lightly. If you laughed at any instance while reading till now, then you don’t deserve to be serious.

Till you get serious…
Think Nonsense…

Ladies Only…

This post is not meant for ladies only. But it refers to a reserved seat in that bus or train. Well I haven’t traveled by plane. So I am not aware of that. :alien: Everyone who have traveled by bus or train like me must have been through this. Almost all. This was my first time.

What I did was not a crime. I was tired and was feeling sleepy after the lunch. Had to catch the bus to reach on time. I got one and voila!!! There was a vacant seat. I rushed towards that seat and that was the time I read “Ladies only”. Damn… I never did this before. I never seated on reserved seat. I especially avoid “Ladies Only”.

Most of the parts of Northern India doesn’t care about the reserve seats. They are for the namesake. The Southern India, you should be careful. Never seat on Ladies Only seat else you may find yourself wrapped up in bandages. Even if the bus if full packed, Ladies Only seats always remain empty unless some lady occupies it.

Till my last stop, No lady entered the bus. So it was OK. What would have been if there was a lady? I need to catch Ladies Only seat again next time to answer that question. I feel it’s alright to rest your bumps on this reserved seat till you find a lady standing.

What’s your call??

Till you seat on Ladies Only seat…
Think Nonsense…

Purpose of Internet

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Internet is the best place to gather knowledge. At the same time it is the best place to prove how stupid you can be. And it’s not just one or two peoples but the whole world. For today’s generation internet is the best time pass in form of social networks. For me it’s mostly blogging.

You can see how stupid I am to start a nonsense blog…:D
Stupidity from my side. What have you done??

Think Nonsense…