Author: Guttu

Nothing Special. A simple guy who loves to think nonsense.

A Short Story About Man..

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On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, “Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years.”

The cow objected, “What? This kind of a tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I’ll give back to you.” So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, “You are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I’ll give a life span of 20 years.” Continue reading →

Loveable Jeans

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Cats too love to wear Jeans.

Jeans is the only cloth wared by peoples of all ages. It’s very popular because most of us are very lazy. Yes we don’t want to wash our clothes. And Jeans doesn’t need a wash. The more it’s dirty, The more fashionable it is. I’m too lazy. I remember long back i wore a Jeans without washing for nearly 5 months.

And I washed it by mistake. Yes by mistake. I felt very bad for a masterpiece I created with all the dust and dirt on it. After the wash it was the bad looking neat and clean Jeans. Who wants to wear that?? Now I don’t wear it because it doesn’t fit me.

Now that cat must be saying “Be lazy and wear Jeans” 😀