Elderly woes …

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby.When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

“May we see the new baby?” one asked.
“Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first.”

Thirty minutes had passed, and another
Relative asked, “May we see the new baby now?”
“No, not yet,” said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they
Asked again, “May we see the baby now?”
“No, not yet,” replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, “Well, when can we see the baby?”
” WHEN HE CRIES!” she told them.
“WHEN HE CRIES?” they demanded. “Why do we have to wait until he cries?”

“BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?????”

That’s the reason to do right things  at right times.

My name is..

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.
” What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy.
“John ,” the new guy replied.

She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.
I refer to my employees by their last name only … Smith, Jones, Baker …that’s all.

I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight,   what is your last name?”
The new guy sighed, “Darling………… My name is John Darling.”

” Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . “

Naughty

toilet


Have you ever seen such toilet sign. If yes please notify me. Must be a naughty artists and a very productive mind to make such a picture. Those calling this as an adult joke.. Grow up.. And become adults. Or you’ll die with no adulthood.

Icecreamwala

Just a bit of misunderstanding. Whats written in Hindi is spelled incorrectly in English. It happens only in India. But then I haven’t visited any other country. 😀