Category: General

Stuff which doesn’t fit in any other category.

Linkreferral

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The day I started this blog again and put content, I wanted more and more visitors on my blog. My earlier blog theme had google adsense so that I can make some revenue. But in this theme I removed all that and it’s clean again. I tried many tips and SEO stuff so that my blog gets good hits. As you can see I got 4200+ by all the efforts.

Since I’m active in many forums and blogs, I edited my profiles and signatures so that I get some hits. It worked and I got a good start. With the help of counter I came to know that many even bookmarked my blog. It’s really good to know that people like my nonsense. And most of the hits come now from bookmarks. It’s soothing but I want more and more new visitors.

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New Theme

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I was working on this theme for last few days. I had very little time for my blog. I just come, write some nonsense and then my online activity. Editing and customizing the theme was a boring task. So I always looked for a reason to skip it. But today I got enough time to edit and apply the theme.

Earlier I applied this theme 9 days back. Yeah on my Birthday. 🙂 But somehow it didn’t work. It didn’t display the unicode characters correctly. As you can see I write in 3 languages here. So there’ is a lot of importance of these unicode characters. I don’t like Mozilla based browsers as they don’t display the page properly. They skip something or add some junk. Internet Explorer is always reliable in rendering the page.

So the page used to display properly in Internet Explorer but not in Flock. Flock is a new browser which I’ve been using for a while now due to it’s neat features. Though I don’t rely on it as much as Internet Explorer. Let’s keep this browser talk aside. I was trying for a solution on how the characters will display correctly in Flock. I’m a beginner in PHP and HTML. But I can code and have enough knowledge to edit.

But this problem was headache. After lot of efforts I slowed down on this theme and started searching for an alternative. Today when I decided for a new them, I gave a last try on this. And it turned  out to be a CSS problem. Just few lines of editing in CSS file and the theme worked as I wanted. I made a few changes to the original theme and now its running well. Also Updated the WordPress. My love for this blog is increasing day by day.

Hope you like what I write here.

Think Nonsense…

Answering Machine Messages

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Here are 10 messages you can keep on you answering machine.

10. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.

9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don’t need their picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you.

8. This is not an answering machine – this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling…. and I’ll think about returning your call.

7. Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

6. Hi! This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have LOTS of money. Continue reading →

He Listens

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Yesterday I posted about how I miss my friends. You won’t believe… But it’s true. One of my old friend came to my house and we had a chat for a long time. It’s been days since I’ve talked this much and freely. Everyday it’s about my work and nothing else.

We shared each others problem. And I feel pretty much relaxed after that. Such incidences always increase my belief in something called GOD. He is great. And I don’t have to tell this special. And so do the friends. Having surrounded by friends is a big big plus.

In my opinion GOD listens to everyone. Just pray by your heart and it comes true. Make sure that there is not the taste of selfishness in that wish. Although I think that every move we make is selfishness. But I’ll keep this out..


Thanks for listening to me…

Think Nonsense..

Something Happened Today

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A Little while ago, on the very same day someone was born. This guy gets a year old today. That guy proved to be headache for many. Just talking nonsense and writing nonsense. he just started to ruin others life. But the motive was simple. Make others laugh for a while and think different for a while.

By now you must have guessed. Yeah it’s me. This weird creature was born today. I don’t know how many peoples liked me or may be hated me during these years. But I never actually wanted to hurt anyone. I am a very crazy guy and proud about my craziness. Just because does the best thing I like in this world. It brings a beautiful smile on someones face.

This skeleton is horrifying, But certainly not to be afraid of. While I’m writing this I received  a birthday message from someone I never expected to be the first one. Such unexpected things are my likes. At least I got a beautiful start today. Making the day beautiful is my duty.

Think Nonsense….