Something Happened Today

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A Little while ago, on the very same day someone was born. This guy gets a year old today. That guy proved to be headache for many. Just talking nonsense and writing nonsense. he just started to ruin others life. But the motive was simple. Make others laugh for a while and think different for a while.

By now you must have guessed. Yeah it’s me. This weird creature was born today. I don’t know how many peoples liked me or may be hated me during these years. But I never actually wanted to hurt anyone. I am a very crazy guy and proud about my craziness. Just because does the best thing I like in this world. It brings a beautiful smile on someones face.

This skeleton is horrifying, But certainly not to be afraid of. While I’m writing this I received  a birthday message from someone I never expected to be the first one. Such unexpected things are my likes. At least I got a beautiful start today. Making the day beautiful is my duty.

Think Nonsense…. 

Innosense

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A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story. “What’s it about?” he asked. “I don’t know,” she replied. “I can’t read.”

That’s pure innocence. But the post title is different. Frankly speaking I don’t know the meaning of that word. I used it because it resembles nonsense. May be “Innovative Nonsense”.

Back to the story. I don’t know what I did when I was child. But I hear a lot when there is family get together. The whole lot of troubles I did. Somehow it makes me proud that there is no menace boy like me. On the other hand it sets an example for the little ones. Most of the time they imitate elders. But I don’t think (True again…), No one will match me.

Children’s are really the inspiration for nonsense. A little time with them helps me increase my quota.

Think Nonsense..

Parrot and The Magician

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There was this magician who had a job on a cruise liner, entertaining the passengers with a nightly show. He was very successful in his job and there was always a full house at all his performances. Life was sweet. The money was rolling in, he had one of the best cabins, ate the best food, mixed with the best people. All was fine until one day the captain bought a parrot.

The highlight of the parrot’s day was going along to see the magician in action in the evening. During the magician’s performances, the parrot would watch him very carefully during each trick, and immediately after the magician had completed the trick the parrot would call out in a loud squawk, ” It’s up his sleeve, it’s up his sleeve,” or, ” It’s down his trousers, it’s down his trousers,” each time ruining the magician’s trick.

Well life was no longer as sweet and the magician started to struggle to satisfy the passengers. The magician naturally got very tired of the parrot and longed to kill it.

Then one night in the middle of the magician’s performances, the ship hit an iceberg and sank. Everyone was killed except for the magician and the parrot. The magician managed to swim to a piece of wreckage, climbed aboard and collapsed. The parrot flew towards the magician and perched on the edge of the raft and stared at the magician.

For a whole day the magician was unconscious, and all this time the parrot did not take his eyes off him. Eventually the magician started to stir, and looked up not really knowing where he was or what had happened. He eventually found enough energy to sit up. He then noticed the parrot, who had not stopped focusing his eyes on him all this time.

“All right I give up …” chirped the parrot, “… What have you done with the ship ?”

Frustration

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Have you ever been frustrated??  I don’t think (This sentence is true) any person exists who is never frustrated. Today was the time for me. I’m so much frustrated and I can’t explain.

I went for an interview in search of new job. My mind is like a butterfly. It cannot  stay in one place. I was late and told that I’ve to wait for 2-3 months. Every time I pass an interview I reject the job due to the salary. But this was first time situation for me. I never expected such thing. But I let it go and came home to blog something rubbish here.

And guess what… PC won’t start. I kept on trying for almost 4 hours with different troubleshooting possibilities. And at last it worked. I don’t know for how long. But It’s working and I’m typing rubbish to fill up my blog. Since Windows XP refused to install I had to install Windows Vista. Yeah it s***s. But it saved my day.

Will be back tomorrow  with some nonsense.

Think Nonsense…