My name is..

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.
” What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy.
“John ,” the new guy replied.

She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.
I refer to my employees by their last name only … Smith, Jones, Baker …that’s all.

I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight,   what is your last name?”
The new guy sighed, “Darling………… My name is John Darling.”

” Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . “

Process Explorer v11.04

Many times you want which program is accessing a folder or what folder a program access. This is required when you cannot delete empty folders. While deleting you get errors like “file in use”. So use this software to end the process. this is far better than the windows task manager. This also shows which file a program accesses. Which DLL is loaded by the program.

The Process Explorer display consists of two sub-windows. The top window always shows a list of the currently active processes, including the names of their owning accounts, whereas the information displayed in the bottom window depends on the mode that Process Explorer is in: if it is in handle mode you’ll see the handles that the process selected in the top window has opened; if Process Explorer is in DLL mode you’ll see the DLLs and memory-mapped files that the process has loaded. Process Explorer also has a powerful search capability that will quickly show you which processes have particular handles opened or DLLs loaded.

The unique capabilities of Process Explorer make it useful for tracking down DLL-version problems or handle leaks, and provide insight into the way Windows and applications work.

Process Explorer works on Windows 9x/Me, Windows NT 4.0, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Server 2003, and 64-bit versions of Windows for x64 and IA64 processors, and Windows Vista.

Get it here

Drivehq.com – Personal File storage

Drivehq is one of the best personal file storage. those wondering whats personal file storage well, you can store your personal documents here and they will not be shown to public. They reside securely here.

Drivehq.com offers you

-> 1GB file storage space 4GB monthly transfer allowed
-> All file formats are allowed
-> No filesize limit. You can even have a file of 1GB.
-> Files are stored forever or till you delete them.
-> Uploading from web interface and through FTP also. FTP is good for queue jobs.
-> You can share the link to download file with anyone.
-> Search through uploaded files
-> Create folders
-> 5 default folders-My Documents,My Music,My Pictures, wwwhome,Publicfolder.
-> Create website by storing pages in wwwhome folder.
-> your website url is username.drivehq.com
-> You can watch slideshow of picture and play the music and movie files.

What else you need. Most of us don’t even need so many features. So store online and protect your personal data loss. So get you storage space here.

Naughty

toilet


Have you ever seen such toilet sign. If yes please notify me. Must be a naughty artists and a very productive mind to make such a picture. Those calling this as an adult joke.. Grow up.. And become adults. Or you’ll die with no adulthood.