Hostel – With Maternity Ward

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If college students of both sexes are made to share a hostel, All they would do then is make babies. And you’ll need to setup a Maternity ward near hostel.

These are great words of a person designated as principal of a college in Delhi. I am always striked by the stories about sex. And I believe most of us do get attracted to such stories. I like to read them so as to make me aware of the situation. Current generation, of which I am also a part, is inclined towards casual relationship and casual sex. I have kept myself away from such relations. They are sure to make your life a bit more troublesome.

After making the above statement there was a chaos. The reactions towards the statement were almost all against the principal. Pitty fellow. Due to all pressure around him, he then said it was a “light humor”. Wow!!!!!!! A principal with a sense of humor is greatest gift a college can get. I saw three principals in my college and none of them were having sense of humor. Perhaps we all have moulded the personality of principal as a strict and discipline loving person. But this principal is different. Unfortunately his “light humor” created a “heavy situation”. So it’s better to be in the mould. Continue reading →

Talking Picture 01

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Elephant Ass

What are you looking at??

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Winner gets 300ec !!! So what are you waiting for?? Suggest a caption and make the Picture talking.

Edit: Forgot to put the last date for entries

Messy Room

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My room is messy. I have written about this earlier. And I love it that way many times. Except when some guests are coming then I’ve to clean it. :love: Now I keep it dirty to save my time. See how it’s done. You can treat this as a time saving technique. Make a note of it and follow it so that you get more time to enjoy.

For instance, When I return to house after some shopping or from friends house or from anywhere, I throw my things in some places. Like my watch on the fridge. That’s not a place for the watch. My cap on a cupboard in another room. That may be a right place for a cap. My mobile usually finds a place on chair in the third room or sometimes on the table. But keeping it on table is very rare. Now just to answer you curiosity, no one sits on that chair because that chair is honorable place for a book or two.That may be a novel I bought from the library or a book related to my field. Continue reading →

Tuesday Review 01

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Now it’s time for the best posts I read in the last week. As I mentioned earlier time is not a barrier for the content. Think that I am a bit late to read on those blogs. Two of my themes are similar in nature. The Sunday Review and Tuesday Readings. I may also include a post from the reviewed blog if I liked the post. Reason for these two themes is to promote blogs. So mostly the featured blogs may not have rank or may not be popular. But they are included here for the content I liked. I am already spoiling my page rank by linking to low pagerank sites. But it doesn’t matter to me. The lines above are for this post only. The next Tuesday review I’ll not repeat those.

The first post I liked is from my reviewed blog. 40 Days and 40 Nights is pretty good post to read. The author Prateek tried to create humor from very simple things in our daily life. And it’s really good. He is quiet successful in his attempt. I am yet to watch the movie so cannot compare with that. Don’t quit or skip reading because of the length of the post. I was about to do that. =] Continue reading →

Something about Health

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Health.. Most of us ignore this word while going after wealth. Is this wealth more important?? What is the use of money if you are not fit to spend it?? I will run for money to have a girlfriend. And in this process loose my weight and may be fall sleep. And I loose my girlfriend 🙁 . So be healthy. That is what important. There are few easy things which you can follow to stay fit. There is no need of much effort. I know you are lazy person. But the things I’ll ask you to do will never spoil your “being lazy” reputation. It won’t even take much time of your life. And you’ll still be healthy and fit. If you want to be more healthy and fit get a good health adviser.

The first thing is to drink at least 2 liters of water. Your 70% of body is of water. How about a supply in drought areas?? Your body looses water through sweat and urine. An you need to add this to have a balance. Some of it is gained through fruits, food and some drinks. But nothing is good as pure water. If you are lazy and don’t perspire much you still need that water.

Do a respiration exercise every morning. It’s very difficult to get up early for you after being high all the night. Give a try. Breath in an out for 3-4 minutes. Make sure when you breath in the air goes to lungs and your chest expands not your already bulging out tummy. This way you provide good amount of oxygen to body. It keeps you fresh. Do it in mornings as there is less pollution. Better if you do it out in nature rather than the AC room. Continue reading →