I am wordless today…
Tag: baby
Same result Different reason
It happens that the process is different but the end result turns out to be the same. Just like the picture above. We don’t care about the process. We want something and a we know is that we want that. It doesn’t matter how it is achieved. We want success at any cost. The difficult way is difficult but steady and slow. The easy way is easy and fast but it may not be sure always. It is up to you to choose.
Baby Beer
You have seen baby bear. If not in real then on TV, magazines, papers etc. You have seen it, if you haven’t then visit the nearest zoo. They will surely have a place for a person who haven’t seen baby bear. But this is not about baby bear. This is about baby beer.
The next generation baby will not drink milk but beer. At my place beer is a soft drink. Can you believe it??? But it’s true. You get 3 cans of 200ml for just a dollar. So it just matches the price of the soft drinks. Normally they cost Rs. 5 less. Just one more bottle extra. There is always a respect for the guy who drinks beer. It’s amongst the friends only though. I’m not one of them. I’m still to drink one..
So how do you like the future??? It’s beerfull.
Think Nonsense…
Feeling Pregnancy
Something stupid title. I was watching some random channel. I do this when I’ve nothing to do. And I changed to another random channel and this story came up. Anything that involves sex and girls we always take a special interest. Atleast I do. My ears touched the TV speakers and eyes wide open for this news. I was shocked…
17 girls from a school in Gloucester (It’s difficult to remember and pronounce), pledged together to become pregnant. And they did what they said. Woman of words… Truly they did what they said. All the girls were minor and under 16 years of age. The question arises who got the idea and why they wanted to be pregnant??? I couldn’t find answer to this.
Recently in December a film named Juno was released which had some similar issue. I’ve watched the film. Film was not bad. But is this the impact of the film?? Remember the old times, We used to copy our elders or someone on TV. These girls may have become fans of Ellen. And tried to imitate what she did. Thats terrible. Continue reading →
Elderly woes …
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby.When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
“May we see the new baby?” one asked.
“Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first.”
Thirty minutes had passed, and another
Relative asked, “May we see the new baby now?”
“No, not yet,” said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they
Asked again, “May we see the baby now?”
“No, not yet,” replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, “Well, when can we see the baby?”
” WHEN HE CRIES!” she told them.
“WHEN HE CRIES?” they demanded. “Why do we have to wait until he cries?”
“BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?????”
That’s the reason to do right things at right times.