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Tongue Is Faster Than Mind

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Human body is an unsolved mystery as it is formed of some mysterious parts. More importantly there is lot of variety in these parts and hence everyone is unique person. Even the identical twins are not identical. Each of them are unique. There is at least one part which doesn’t turn out to be similar.

Just like our eyes, nose, ears, skin the fifth part which aids in our knowledge is our tongue. Without this we want be able to speak. We want be able to taste. Just eating doesn’t help. When you get pleasure of eating, it doubles effectiveness of whatever you are eating. There won’t be any hotels and restaurants if tongue doesn’t function the way it is now. Thanks to the evolution.

Get the F*** out of here you son of a bi**h. Surprised!!! Every good thing has it’s bad points as well. So does our tongue. It helps you to taste the best things in the world. That surely relives you and makes you happy. It keeps you away from the bad taste. Before you take anything inside it passes through the tongue. That’s because tongue knows what’s good and what’s bad. It warns you if you are about to intake junk. What do you do? You ignore it’s warning let that junk be a part of yourself.

The result shows up on your tongue. You spit out some rubbish like what I said a few lines back. Especially when you are angry. Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. Till you realize what you have said, It’s already late. Arrow is released and you can stop it. I cannot force, I cannot preach you to control your anger. Instead I’ll point you to Giraffe. A normal Giraffe has a 18-20 inches long tongue. What he uses it for? To pick up leaves from the thorny trees. What we do?

Don’t ask for a longer tongue. Then you won’t be human.
Till you have a tongue…
Think Nonsense…

The Culprit Apple

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Long long back  there were no human beings but their parents were the only ones present. At that time they were clothless as there was no one to hide from. There was no love and existence of rose was unknown. But there was a fruit that changed everything. We know that fruit by a name Apple.

What would have been if there was no apple? There wouldn’t be this conflict between “good” and “bad”. They too would never exist. There wouldn’t be a movie named The Good The Bad and The ugly. There wouldn’t be superheroes fighting against bad. In fact fight won’t exist. A perfect peaceful world which we dream of. This apple ruined everything.

But it was this apple because of which the parents of human beings, Adam and Eve, got into the “act of love making”. It is because of this apple that you and I exist. It is because of this apple we got ourselves clothes to cover up. Albeit we are now going backwards as we are shedding our clothes. Especially the species that is like of  Eve.

It is this red color fruit which thrusted us towards evolution. From an animal which would walk and run on four legs, we turned ourselves into two legged and two hand monsters. Oops…. Human beings. We keep ourselves reminding of the mistake done by our great great great………….. parents by symbolizing red as the color of danger. Remember the traffic rule you broke by moving ahead while there was red light. You got fine or may be a boot or may be a pink slip. Beware of red because it’s the color of apple.

We got one famous saying..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Doctor is someone who quickly empties our bank account and we cannot do anything there.. At least somewhere apple helps. No offense mac users.

Till next evolution…
Think Nonsense…

How to be shameless – 5 simple steps

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Being shameless is one of the greatest quality you’ll possess. Ask me. I’ve turned myself into a shameless person in last few years. So with all that experience in my pocket I am writing this guide.

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1) Dress unconventional: Do not comb hair. Do not use deodorant and go for a wedding. You’ll hear this word “shameless” at least once. This is just start. You have way to go ahead.
2) Talk loudly and sing sad songs. If you possess a bad voice then nothing can be better. Use this god gift to improvise and to get closer to being shameless.
3) When in toilet, mostly in public toilets, start singing “I like you” or “Hello how are you”. You’ll grab some immediate attention also.
4) When in public place and there is a bit of silence, start cursing your boss with all the bad words you know. Make sure it’s loud enough to be heard by others.
5) Do not wash your clothes. Wear them for as far as you can without washing. Try wearing jeans. It is an official wear for such people. It doesn’t need much washing.

Follow these five simple steps and you’ll surely achieve your shameless degree. If you have any problems do comment here and ask for help. I’ll reply you as soon as possible. Who else can help you other than a shameless person.

What will you do?

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Good times, Bad times… They come and go. You never know when you’ll face one of them. So what should you do is be prepared for both of them. When everything is going good, just be prepared for some unusual situation that may arise. Don’t keep reminding yourself of that or else you’ll spoil the good time.

What I can say is most of us are not prepared for bad times. We always assume our time will be good. You never know… Then you fall in a situation like below. Tell me what you would have done in such a case?

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Those with weak heart would get an attack. The man in the circle surely looks the type I am talking about. Eyes wide open and a big O of mouth. At least he is still there. Many disappear after such a situation like they have got power to be invisible. Disappeared in a flash….

Till you fall in such a situation… :tongue:

Think Nonsense…