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Tongue Twisters

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They are funny. Many times they are meaningless yet we try to imitate those lines. A good exercise for your tongue. Below are some of the tongue twisters. Try them. Some are old ones. But I thought of posting them here.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

This is tough one

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .

Strange strategic statistics.

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Old one

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

Ok enough. Keep practicing and get them all. Don’t do it in office. Get back to work.

Dadhi – Ek Swargasukh

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दाढि करण्या‌इतके स्वर्गसुख कशातच नाही. हे मला कळुन चुकले. एरव्ही मी २-३ दिवसांनी दाढि करतो. पण का कुणास ठा‌ऊक, मला हा नियम तोडवासा वाटला. १५ दिवस मी दाढि केली नाही. ज्यांनी मला ह्या दिवसांत बघितले त्यांनी वेड्यात काढले. एव्हाना तुम्हीही १५ दिवस दाढि न केलेला माणुस कसा दिसत असेल हे मनात बघत असाल. अगदी तसाच…. आज सकाळी ऊठल्यावर आरशात तोंड बघितले. कदाचित आरसा सुद्धा मला बघु इच्छित नव्हता (एरव्ही थोडाच बघु इच्छितो). अथक प्रयत्न केल्यानंतर शेवटि दाढि पुर्ण झाली. तुम्हाला सांगतो, स्वर्गात गेल्यासारखे वाटले.

पण खरी मजा आली ती लोकांच्या प्रतिक्रिया ऐकण्यात. दाढि वाढवल्यावर सर्वात पहिली प्रतिक्रिया म्हणजे प्रेमात वेडा झाल्याची. कोण रे ती?? काय म्हटले तिने?? मनावर घे‌ऊ नकोस. हसण्यासाठी चांगले खाद्य मिळाले. काहिंनी मला साधु होतोस की काय हा प्रश्न सुद्धा केला. म्हणजे साधु होण्यासाठी दाढि असावी लागते. ज्यांनी कधी दाढी वाढवली नसेल त्यांनी एकदा वाढवुन बघा. अर्थात हे फ़क्त पुरुषांसाठीच.

Smart Old Man

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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

“I can get away from him – no problem!” thought the elderly gentleman as he floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought, “What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!”, pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver’s side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, “10 Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, Sir,” said the Trooper.

Humor

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Humor….

What to say about that. Its fun 🙂 . Humor adds spice to life. If you dont smile you miss something. A long old say that holds true forever.

“Smile is a small curve which makes everything straight”

Whether you are a boss or worker, common man or big businessman, 18 or 80…

You all love that curve on face. Sometimes if you cant smile you like to see that smile on the faces of your loved ones. Spread the happiness and make this curve longer. The more you’ll share the more you’ll be happy.

Here is a part of sharing from me (Yeah I’m selfish too, to get more happiness) .

Enjoy and Think Nonsense…