Do you know the relationship between two eyes..?
They blink together,
They move together,
They cry together,
They see things together and
They sleep together
BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that’s what’s friendship
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But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open…
Moral of the story :
Girls can break even the best of friendships.
Have you seen a PC Addict?? If not the check this one
Oh!! You are PC addict??? Then some day you might be in that photo.
So now you know the side effects of drinking cola. Don’t drink it now. Drink beer instead… 😀
This is how you can loose a Geek. So beware and try not to do such things.
Here are 10 messages you can keep on you answering machine.
10. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don’t need their picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you.
8. This is not an answering machine – this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling…. and I’ll think about returning your call.
7. Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
6. Hi! This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have LOTS of money. Continue reading →
