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How To Get Serious

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After the frustrated story of nobody thinks I am serious, I thought of writing this guide. This guide is to help all those who are facing similar problems. There is a cure for this disease but it takes time and some effort. The advice below is completely free of cost and free to use by anyone for personal or commercial purpose.

1) When you wake up in the morning look into the mirror. The creature in the mirror should be familiar, may be horrible or funny. But don’t waste your energy by giving him a smile. It’s your bad habit to give him a flying kiss or giving a great smile. Don’t do that.
2) Whenever you are in a party and there is laughter bomb just count 10 to 1. This is an old theory worked out for controlling anger. It works the other way also. For those who don’t know to count 10 to 1, join a nursery.
3) Join a laughter club. Do everything others do except stretching a single muscle on your face. This may also grab some attention to you. You may get some friends as well.
4) Watch everything about Mr.Beans. Just don’t forget the 10 to 1 count.
5) Subscribe to all the funny newsletters, news groups, yahoo groups, blogs, websites, etc. Don’t miss a single e-mail from these and the 10 to 1 count also.

And finally don’t be alone. Always be with someone. If you stay alone or get a single moment where you are alone you’ll take out all the laughter which you suppressed so far. I expect you to be honest in your toilet and bathroom. This is a serious post and don’t take it lightly. If you laughed at any instance while reading till now, then you don’t deserve to be serious.

Till you get serious…
Think Nonsense…

How to be shameless – 5 simple steps

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Being shameless is one of the greatest quality you’ll possess. Ask me. I’ve turned myself into a shameless person in last few years. So with all that experience in my pocket I am writing this guide.

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1) Dress unconventional: Do not comb hair. Do not use deodorant and go for a wedding. You’ll hear this word “shameless” at least once. This is just start. You have way to go ahead.
2) Talk loudly and sing sad songs. If you possess a bad voice then nothing can be better. Use this god gift to improvise and to get closer to being shameless.
3) When in toilet, mostly in public toilets, start singing “I like you” or “Hello how are you”. You’ll grab some immediate attention also.
4) When in public place and there is a bit of silence, start cursing your boss with all the bad words you know. Make sure it’s loud enough to be heard by others.
5) Do not wash your clothes. Wear them for as far as you can without washing. Try wearing jeans. It is an official wear for such people. It doesn’t need much washing.

Follow these five simple steps and you’ll surely achieve your shameless degree. If you have any problems do comment here and ask for help. I’ll reply you as soon as possible. Who else can help you other than a shameless person.