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Being A Poet

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Ever since I started this blog, I always wanted to write poems here. But poem and me??? The thought of doing this makes me sweat. So I started gathering some of the wonderful poems i read in newspapers, blogs, emails and posted them here. But the poet in me was very much upset due to this.

So then what….

I started writing poem. The first time I thought I wrote three in a hour. I was almost shocked that there is such poet in me. But it did and it still exist. I don’t know how many of you’ll like those poems. For some of you they will slip through eyes. But I have a bit of satisfaction of writing my poem.

I’ll soon start posting them here. Of course I’ll be writing them with a different name as most of the poets do. Oh yeah. One thing I forgot. English readers can take a break and relax from this nonsense as I’ll not be playing with that language. The poems I’ll write will be in Hindi and Marathi only.My name will be “शून्य”. It means a zero.

Hope you like my Nonsense Poems also

Think Nonsense…

Errors Again..

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The last time I talked about Errors, I felt a bit incomplete. Thinking nonsense is not that difficult. You just have to do one thing. Just don’t think. So about errors, there exists two kind of errors.

The Big error

Khali

And The Small error

Hornswoggle

If you think carefully then you’ll find the Big errors are better than small errors. You always get scolded for small errors rather than Big ones. Somehow you easily get out of the Big ones. That happens with me most of the times. though there are two types of errors I still love both. Errors make my life something from nothing.

Think Nonsense..

Anger

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Why do we get angry?? Our frustrations, unable to achieve something, mistakes done by you or others and sometimes without any reason. I’m sure, if you think carefully, most of the time you get angry is for very silly reason. May be its anger of someone on someone else. I don’t say that never get angry. Sometimes anger is necessary. But its very rare moment. We don’t need to be angry as it many times screws the things.

That image says much of thing. Doesn’t it. So don’t get angry. You may not make friend, But you’ll surely avoid one enemy.

Think Nonsense…

Tongue Twisters

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They are funny. Many times they are meaningless yet we try to imitate those lines. A good exercise for your tongue. Below are some of the tongue twisters. Try them. Some are old ones. But I thought of posting them here.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

This is tough one

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .

Strange strategic statistics.

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Old one

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

Ok enough. Keep practicing and get them all. Don’t do it in office. Get back to work.