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Shoes that can fly

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I woke up today morning, turned tv on and switched to news channel. Oh my god!! I couldn’t believe on my eyes, what I was watching. I saw one shoe flying and within a second another. Don’t you want to know who is the inventor?? Surprisingly he is an Iraqi reporter. His invention may just prove to be a revolutionary one.

Those two flying shoes were targeted on Mr. President. Unlike the 9/11 attacks on America which took thousands of lives, these didn’t even took one(This certainly looks like Iraq is heading towards non-violence). They didn’t even hit the target. Both missed. Mr. President is still fit and alert even at the end of his term. He successfully dodged both the shoes and confirmed his fitness.

Christmas is approaching and this inventor wanted to show his love towards Mr. president. He cannot afford an American trip. He is also afraid that he may be treated as terrorist rather than a reporter. His gift also may be suspected as a potential bomb or something similar. So he decided to give the Christmas gift at that moment.

No one knew that Mr. President cannot afford to buy new shoes due to the financial crisis. He must be happy now and will keep those shoes as souvenir. Mr. President had a smile on his face throughout. A great example of how President should be and how he should accept souvenir with a smile.

Till the next flying shoes incidence…

Think Nonsense…

Black and White

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A ray of light has two colors at the extremes. Colors are not colors when these two are taken out of the stream. Colors are meaningless but we gave them meanings. Different cultures, different religions have different level of importance to these colors. The only common are two colors. Black and White. Almost everywhere White signifies peace and good whereas Black signifies evil or bad. Though common significance these two “colors” plays important role in many countries.

Somewhere in an unknown place in this world two piglets are born from the same mother. It is unusual as most of the times the number is more than two. One of them was Black and other was White. White was very proud of his color and always teased Black for his color. The aggressive nature of Black always resulted in fights. Their mother was now unable to handle the childrens. She always wanted both of them to stay together. Not just stay together, but happily stay together.

One day a quick brown fox jumps over the fence and starts searching for his lunch. Just then his eyes catch the piglets. There was a dog house with a jammed door but there was no dog. Hence “the lazy dog” doesn’t come in picture. Effort by only one was not enough to open the door. They dash the door together. Door opens where they hide safely. That fox goes away with empty hands. Now both the pigs realize their mistake. They hug and live happily together. Continue reading →

Famous Patelbhai

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Patel is a Gujarati-bhai. Patel was bragging to his boss one day,’ You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.’ Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff,
‘OK, Patel how about Tom Cruise?’
‘Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.’
So Patel and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts,
‘Patel! Great to see you. You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!’
Although impressed, Patel’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Patel that he thinks Patel’s knowing Cruise was just lucky.

‘No, no, just name anyone else,’ Patel says.
‘President Bush,’ his boss quickly retorts.
‘Yes,’ Patel says, ‘I know him, let’s fly out to Washington.’
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Patel on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying,
‘Patel , what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up.’
Well, the boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Patel who again implores him to name anyone else.
‘The Pope,’ his boss replies.
‘Sure!’ says Patel . ‘My folks use to live in Germany, and I’ve known the Pope a long time.’ Continue reading →