There is not a single day in your life without an excuse. You do mistake, fall into some problem and the best friend you find at that time is the excuse. It saves your day and if not at least gives you time to find another better excuse. Solution to this is to never do any mistakes or fall in problem which ain’t going to happen. You have to live with giving excuses. If you recall the excuses later on then you surely want to kill yourself for the stupid reasoning. They are quiet funny. While in search of these excuses, I found some typical ones.
You hurt someone close to you verbally and later on realize your mistake.
I didn’t mean those things I said.. I was drunk
You don’t want to go for a wedding, party or such function.
I swear I don’t have time
I couldn’t find anything to wear
While in an argument, most probably with your wife, you are unable to argue further.
I don’t know what you talking about?
When your wife finds you in intimate position with your secretary.
She jumped on me and I couldn’t stop her.. It’s all her fault.
Its not what it looks like.
When you are increasing your protein intake by having beer with your friends and you get a call or While your girlfriend\wife asks you for some expensive jewelery.
Hello.. Hello.. Can’t hear you properly. I am out of range may be.
My phone battery is low. Can I call you back?
While talking on phone, you get bored and don’t want to talk so you hang up the phone. When that person calls you back…
Don’t know what happened. These cellular companies are piece of shit.
The biggest, most widely used, very short and doesn’t affect much is…
I forgot…
Till you find another excuse…
Think Nonsense…